40+ “Dirty” Things That Are Actually Clean!
Designers are in charge of making things efficient and useful while also appealing in today’s society. If you’re a homeowner, you already know how wonderful it is to have custom-designed rooms in our home. Anyone who has seen at least one Architectural Digest video knows that designers are incredibly resourceful and can create something beautiful out of the most mundane of materials. They’re only human, after all, and we can’t expect every design to be flawless. Do you ever have those moments when you have a fantastic vision in your head but it turns out to be a disaster in reality? In this article, we’ll show you 45 designs that appear to be in need of a good wash rather than being visually appealing!
What’s Up With These Windows?
Many buildings look incredibly beautiful and futuristic thanks to architecture and design. Buildings are expected to become even more complex and modern in the near future. Some designs, on the other hand, are completely offputting! Do you get what we’re saying? The first question you should be asking is: why would anyone want windows with a marble and mottled pattern all over them? Instead of looking fresh and new, this structure appears to be in desperate need of window washing!
Have you ever washed this sink?
You’ll notice that a marbled effect doesn’t look good on anything other than a marble slab or countertop throughout this article. Even so, people continue to make a variety of items with marble patterns. We’re not sure why it’s so popular, but the following item should persuade you to reconsider getting a marble sink:
Have You Ever Washed This Sink?
When we look at this picture, the first thing that comes to mind is “why would anyone buy this sink?” Sorry, marble devotees, but this does not appear to be chic — it appears that this sink hasn’t been cleaned in centuries!
What’s the point of having a keyboard cover?
If you use your computer on a regular basis, you’re aware that the keyboard eventually wears out. Because of the grease on our fingers, the ink on the keys fades over time, which is why some people use keyboard covers.
What’s The Point Of Having A Keyboard Cover?
Looking at this laptop, we can’t help but wonder what the point of having a keyboard cover is if your keyboard is going to get dirty anyway. We sincerely apologize to whoever designed this cover, but it does not appeal to us in the least!
Are you using a dirty spoon?
You’ve probably noticed that being an adult and having a nice kitchen is one of the newest social media trends among young teens. While being an adult entails more than just being a proud homeowner, we can all agree that having a well-designed kitchen with attractive accessories is extremely satisfying.
Are You Using A Dirty Spoon?
This toolset, on the other hand, is neither aesthetically pleasing nor functional for our kitchen makeover. We understand that marble is fashionable, but this isn’t it! A marble pattern on a spatula doesn’t look classy; it looks like these tools were used and then forgotten to be cleaned!
Would you buy this?
We all know that designer clothing is pricey. When we buy luxury designer goods, we’re paying for more than just high-quality materials; we’re also paying for the brand’s reputation. While it’s fine for us to spend our money on these items, there are times when it’s simply not worth it!
Would You Buy This?
You understand what we’re talking about now. This tie-dye hoodie was supposed to be cool and trendy — after all, tie-dye is the latest craze. Instead, it appears to have been sprayed with bleach! Do you think you’d pay £89 (roughly $123) for this bleach-splattered hoodie?
When should I wash these jeans?
Tie-dye is the latest craze all over the world, as we previously stated. While this design is eye-catching, if done wrong, it can seem messy. Take a look at this pair of jeans to see for yourself:
When Should I Wash These Jeans?
Do these jeans, in your opinion, appear to be clean or dirty? Looking at these pants, we’re left with a question: how is the owner supposed to know if their jeans are actually dirty or if they just look dirty?
This table is perfect for pranks!
If you’ve ever pulled off a successful prank on someone, you know how hilarious it is. The key to pulling off funny pranks is to keep things simple, such as pranking your mother with this table:
This Table Is Perfect For Pranks!
This table’s design went completely wrong. While it isn’t as bad as some of the other designs we’ve seen, it still appears to be filthy! Imagine asking your mother to clean the table and then watching her struggle to get rid of these “crumbs” that are actually part of the table. That would be absolutely hilarious!
Marble patterns strike again!
Yes, marble patterns are back on this list for a second time! Isn’t it true that you think people shouldn’t make marble patterns out of anything that isn’t real marble at this point? If not, take a look at this bathroom, and you’ll be convinced:
Marble Patterns Strike Again!
Sure, we can see where the bathroom’s designer was going with this concept. This bathroom, on the other hand, instead of making the place look expensive, made it look filthy all over. We’re sure you’d be scared for a moment if you walked into this restroom!
What’s up with this china?
One of the things we expect when we go to a restaurant is basic sanitation. After all, who wants to eat off of soiled plates and with soiled silverware? Nobody would like that, we’re pretty sure. Imagine your reaction if you were in a hotel room and saw this:
What’s Up With This China?
Would you be okay with room service bringing you breakfast along with these porcelain wares? We’d be curious as to why the dishes appear to have never been exposed to water or soap. Whoever designed these plates and teacups has a lot of explaining to do!
The worst choice for a bathroom tile!
Let’s face it: going to the bathroom is one of the most relaxing and peaceful parts of our day. There’s no one to bother you in the restroom; there are no worries — it’s the ideal place for pure escapism! As a result, we want our bathroom to be as beautiful as possible.
The Worst Choice For A Bathroom Tile!
Unfortunately, the person who chose this bathroom tile design was probably not in the mood. Is it clear why this pattern was a bad choice? The random stains in that color appear to be something else — and you can probably figure out what we’re talking about!
Who’s designing these pants?
There are times in life when we must be completely honest with ourselves, and this is one of those times: this next design looks absolutely terrible! Although ripped jeans and tye-dye are extremely popular these days, this pair of jeans completely missed the memo on how to look cute!
Who’s Designing These Pants?
Do you think you’d ever put these grimy-looking pants on? When we look at this picture, we have to wonder what the designer was thinking when he came up with this brilliant idea! You’ll never know when to wash these jeans if you buy them, and everyone will think you’re always wearing dirty pants!
I’ve already cleaned the floor but it still looks like this!
Is there anyone who enjoys living in filth? We don’t like it, so we clean our homes even when we don’t feel like it. Maybe you can’t relate, but we’re sure you’ll agree that this tile pattern is filthy!
I’ve Already Cleaned The Floor But It Still Looks Like This!
Do you get what we’re saying? This yellow pattern was supposed to add interest to the floor. Unfortunately, it didn’t really serve its purpose; instead, it appears that this floor has been collecting dirt and is never cleaned. This tile pattern might be appropriate for an outdoor space, but it has no place in a bathroom!
Is that an infestation of fleas?
Nowadays, there are a plethora of unique rug designs to choose from to help you decorate your home. Some rugs feature adorable drawings, while others feature the most amusing catchphrases that will make your guests laugh. What about this rug? How would people react to it?
Is That An Infestation Of Fleas?
We’d certainly come to a halt if we came across this rug and take a good look at it before putting our feet on it! Maybe there’s a reason for the black details on the rug, but they sure make it look like fleas are crawling all over it!
Did you forget to wash your plate?
Though most plates are plain, some have designs on them to make them visually appealing. Abstract shapes embellished with flowers or various colors and shapes are commonly found imprinted on plates. But we’re willing to bet you’ve never seen anything like this before:
Did You Forget To Wash Your Plate?
When we look at this plate, the first thing that comes to mind is, “What was that supposed to look like?” Is it true that the designer thought a smattering of orange stains would look good? We’ve got some bad news for them: this design makes it appear as though the leftovers from yesterday’s breakfast are still in the bowl!
Why would you do that to your kitchen?
If you’re a homeowner, you already know how beneficial and practical having a custom-made kitchen is. Every drawer has a specific function, and every cabinet has a specific purpose. But, most importantly, designed kitchens are stylish and add value to your home.
Why Would You Do That To Your Kitchen?
Could you please point out the flaws in this picture? The cabinets appear to be in good condition, so we know they aren’t the problem. You can see what we’re talking about if you look at the floor. Don’t the tiles appear to be filthy? They’re actually spotless — it’s just how they’re made!
A mustard-themed napkin?
Although most things these days have innovative designs, we can’t help but wonder what the point of some extra details and patterns are. Why would someone want to buy napkins just because they have a drawing on them, for example? We’re already going to get them dirty!
A Mustard Themed Napkin?
Would you be able to tell me that’s the design of this napkin if you saw it in a restaurant? Or would you assume it was a massive mustard stain? We’d definitely think it was filthy, and we’d want to speak with the manager immediately!
What’s that smeared on the table?
Taste is extremely subjective, as we all know. While some people will enjoy an item, others will not. This is true of furniture as well. Perhaps abstract patterns appeal to you, or perhaps you prefer simple designs.
What’s That Smeared On The Table?
Nevertheless, we’re confident that everyone can agree that this table’s design isn’t a good one. It doesn’t matter which angle you look at this table from, it still doesn’t look appealing or inviting. Maybe the designer was going for an abstract look, but the table looks like someone smeared paint all over it!
A marble toilet?
Various studies suggest that we spend at least 100 days of our lives in the bathroom. But since we spend so much time in the bathroom, we need comfortable furniture.
A Marble Toilet?
Toilet seats should be comfortable and long-lasting, first and foremost. However, it’s also critical that they’re clean, which is not the case here. This toilet seat’s marble pattern makes it appear filthy rather than elegant!
Did you pee in your pants?
Even as adults, there are some things in life that we are afraid of. One of those things is peeing in our pants. If you’ve ever had the unfortunate experience of peeing in your pants in public, you know how embarrassing it is.
Did You Pee In Your Pants?
The question is if no one wants to pee in their pants, why would anyone purposefully wear wet pants? We understand that the designer of these jeans had a specific vision in mind, but they were way off!
What’s up with this straw?
Plastic straws are a direct threat to the environment. They can end up in the ocean and harm animals like turtles and penguins because they’re so light. That’s why companies have developed alternative straws made of different materials — but things don’t always go according to plan!
What’s Up With This Straw?
This photo shows a restaurant straw that is supposed to be environmentally friendly. However, it appears to be filthy, as if it had previously been used! We understand that it’s the thought that counts, but we’re not sure we’d want to drink from this straw!
Is this really a fancy restaurant?
Given how hard we work every day, it’s understandable that we’d like to spend our hard-earned money on things that will make us happy. For example, we might want to have dinner at a posh restaurant, and we have certain expectations of these establishments.
Is This Really A Fancy Restaurant?
If we’re going to spend a lot of money on a meal, we should at least expect fancy restaurants to look fancy. Do you think this sink looks fancy in this picture? Personally, we believe it simply appears to be filthy!
Stop trying to make marble happen!
You’re probably thinking what we’re thinking: marble doesn’t look good on anything other than marble. Designers should really stop trying to incorporate marble patterns into everything! This next image will undoubtedly persuade you to agree with us:
Stop Trying To Make Marble Happen!
Why would anyone want a marble-patterned plastic container? It doesn’t make any sense to us! It shouldn’t make sense to you, either, given how these storage boxes appear dirty and stained rather than looking as elegant as real marble!
When the final product goes wrong…
Do you ever have those moments when you plan something and everything looks great on paper, but when it comes time to put it into action, nothing goes as planned? That appears to be what happened to the designer of this soap dispenser:
When The Final Product Goes Wrong…
Do you know what these white stains should have looked like? They’re supposed to be soap bubbles, right? We completely understand the concept, and it might work in certain situations. Unfortunately, this dispenser now appears to require a thorough cleaning with soap, which we find rather ironic.
What’s going on with this carpet?
We hope that when we book a hotel room, it will be as comfortable as possible. The thing is, comfort isn’t just about having a nice bed and soft pillows. Rooms that are tastefully decorated also exude a sense of coziness!
What’s Going On With This Carpet?
However, this carpet does not appear to be inviting! This carpet, believe it or not, is brand new, despite the fact that it appears to be well past its prime. While some argue that the darker shades represent where furniture should be placed, we don’t think so!
Is it time to buy new plates?
When it comes to food, most people can disagree about what is considered tasty and what is not. One thing we can all agree on, however, is that cleanliness is essential during our meals. You wouldn’t want to eat off a soiled plate, would you?
Is It Time To Buy New Plates?
Would you feel at ease eating from this plate in this situation? The designer intended for these plates to have a glossy, rustic feel, but the final product looks like it’s covered in mold!
Have you washed this cup?
Let’s face it, we’ve all purchased items we regret. It may seem absurd to believe that we occasionally feel compelled to spend our money on seemingly insignificant items, but it is true. Even so, it seems a stretch to spend money on the following item:
Have You Washed This Cup?
We have two questions about this picture. First and foremost, who in their right mind would consider creating a greasy cup a good idea? Who would want to buy them, secondly? This cup is the epitome of sloppy design!
Maybe this isn’t so bad after all!
The entire purpose of this article is to show you pictures of things that are naturally dirty. But what if this “dirty” design proves to be functional? Check out the following image if you’re not sure what we’re talking about:
Maybe This Isn’t So Bad After All!
This is a picture of a brand-new duster that has never been used before! The person who designed this duster thought it was a good idea to make it look dirty all the time — but when you think about it, this is quite the avant-garde design: the duster will get dirty anyway, so why not make it look dirty all the time?
Would you use this fork?
We are all aware that if we do not take good care of our planet, it will be in grave danger. The recent environmental debate has brought one important topic to light: the use of eco-friendly utensils at home and in restaurants!
Would You Use This Fork?
Although we understand that the purpose of these Eco utensils is noble and necessary for the health of our planet, we cannot say that this fork is pleasing to the eye. We’re not sure what it’s made of, but this fork appears to be dirty by default!
Wipe it clean!
Oh, how nice it was to be able to go to a coffee shop and sit for a while inhaling the delicious aroma of coffee beans! Hopefully, once the pandemic is over, we’ll be able to experience that. After that, we’ll see more tables like this one:
Wipe It Clean!
Do you have any idea what’s going on with this table? We’re pretty sure if you went to this coffee shop, you’d try to clean this table. You’ll be surprised to learn that this table isn’t actually dirty — it’s just the way it’s designed!
Sauce stains everywhere!
We’ve already shown you a variety of plates with obnoxious designs that make them appear soiled. Unfortunately, it appears that this is fairly common, and these plates can even be found in restaurants! Can you imagine sitting down to eat and being confronted with this plate next to you?
Sauce Stains Everywhere!
Instead of being appealing, this design makes it appear as if someone ate sauce on this plate and then forgot to wash it! We’re not sure about you, but if we were to eat at this restaurant, we’d be curious as to why the plates are so shabby!
Suspiciously stained jeans!
People nowadays have the freedom to wear whatever they want, wherever they go. It’s your choice whether to wear a cropped shirt or ripped jeans, and everyone else must respect your decision. Would you, on the other hand, wear these jeans?
Suspiciously Stained Jeans!
We’ll admit it: they aren’t all that bad. This style of jeans is quite popular these days, but we have no idea what the designer was thinking when they designed them. These brown stains, according to one forum user, “look like something else” — if you know what we mean!
Strawberry…and mustard?
Paper plates are slightly better than plastic plates if the topic is environmentally friendly utensils. Designers have created decorated disposable plates because they appear plain when compared to fancy china plates. However, we cannot say that the following design was a good one:
Strawberry…and Mustard?
First and foremost, who would have guessed that strawberries and a yellow liquid would pair well and look delicious? As if that weren’t bad enough, the yellow liquid — which was probably supposed to look like lemonade or something similar — resembles a mustard stain more than anything else!
Won’t you wash your pants?
We’ve shown you pictures of wet, stained, and dirty jeans so far. We do know, however, that any of them could be considered “fashionable.” This next pair of jeans, on the other hand, is a complete flop — you have to admit, they just look super grungy!
Won’t You Wash Your Pants?
Do you get what we’re saying? The designs should have been created in a lighter color because these are darker jeans. When we look at these jeans up close, we can see that they were supposed to have flower drawings on them, but when we look at them from a distance, it just looks like this person is wearing jeans that haven’t been washed in a long time!
It’s the concept!
Do you enjoy working in the garden? Yes or yes? ? Aside from the jokes, gardening is a great hobby to have if you need to clear your mind, especially during a pandemic. And if you’re anything like us and enjoy gardening, you’ll understand what we mean when we say that purchasing gardening accessories is a lot of fun.
It’s The Concept!
You’d probably think this plastic watering can is filthy if you took a quick look at it. But, in reality, those dark spots are part of the “gardening concept,” and they represent the dirt associated with gardening!
Is this actually vintage?
Unless you’re a member of Generation Z who believes that technology and modernity are everything, you’ll admit that vintage items are actually pretty cool. That’s why, in recent years, many brands have launched vintage-inspired products — but they don’t always get it right.
Is This Actually Vintage?
You’ll understand why we say that not all vintage-inspired products are a success. With all those gold details, this vintage pot, for example, was supposed to look classy. When you first look at it, however, you’ll probably think it’s covered in stains!
Is your shirt wet?
Individual fashion tastes should not be questioned. Even so, there are times when we can’t help but wonder what motivates people to buy and wear certain items of clothing. One of those items, for example, is this next shirt:
Is Your Shirt Wet?
We have two theories: either the shirt was bleached and the original color washed away, or it was purposefully designed to look like this. Who would spend money on a shirt that looks wet all of the time, in any case?
A dirty menu?
One of the first things we look for in a restaurant is hygiene, as we’ve already mentioned. After all, no one wants to eat at a restaurant where the cutlery, tables, or plates are soiled. What about a soiled menu?
A Dirty Menu?
This menu is obviously not dirty; it simply has an unusual background design. We’re not sure why the owners thought this menu would be a hit with their customers: for one thing, the smaller letters make it difficult to read, and it makes the menu appear dirty!
Why do these plates look like this?
We present you with a quirky design that is actually quite popular in many homes all over the world in this episode of “Weird-Looking Plates.” If you have Trypophobia, however, be wary of the next picture — this plate may make you feel strange!
Why Do These Plates Look Like This?
You’re probably curious about the design’s inspiration. Unfortunately, we don’t have an answer to that question. We have no idea why anyone thinks that putting fake holes on a plate is a good way to add a decorative touch, just like you. Unfortunately, the end result is that this plate appears to be dirty or moldy!
Who let the kids in the kitchen?
Do you have any children at home? If you do, you’re aware that children and paint aren’t always a good mix. When kids get their hands on paint, it’s almost inevitable that they’ll paint the walls, the floor, and the furniture—basically anything they can get their hands on!
Who Let The Kids In The Kitchen?
Have you seen these plates? Don’t they look like they’ve been smeared with paint by kids? Well, we’re sorry to tell you that they’re not actually dirty — those stains aren’t from sauce or paint; they’re just the way the plates are designed!
Marble doors aren’t “fetch”!
We promise this is the last time you’ll see marble designs ruining a place’s or item’s entire vibe! In the next picture, you’ll see an example of how marble can look good and another example of how it can look bad.
Marble Doors Aren’t “fetch”!
In the first picture, we can see a white marble sink that appears to be in good condition. Sure, there are nicer-looking sinks out there, but this one isn’t half bad. Unfortunately, we can’t say the same for the shower — instead of being elegant, the wall is filthy!
Travertine and sinks may not get along!
Do you know what kind of yellowish stone is commonly used for pool area flooring? Travertine is the name of the stone, and it has several advantages. For starters, it adapts well to the weather and does not become overly hot even on hot days. They do, however, have a disadvantage, as shown in the following picture:
Travertine And Sinks May Not Get Along!
Travertine is a porous stone that will absorb a lot of water and other liquids, as well as the residue contained within them. That’s why there are tiny spots all over the sink in this photo — the sink’s design and material combine to make it look double dirty and icky!
A credit card from the desert!
The first thing that comes to mind when we think of the desert is a bunch of sand all over the place. That was apparently the first thing that came to mind for the designer of this credit card:
A Credit Card From The Desert!
The card’s owner explained that he lives in the Middle East, which is a mostly dry land with many deserts, which is why the designer thought a desert-themed card would be a good idea. The details on this card, on the other hand, do not resemble sand; instead, they make the credit card appear filthy!
When you’re feeling too lazy to finish your job!
Do you ever have those days when you’re not feeling particularly productive and your work doesn’t turn out the way you planned? Well, no matter how hard we try to get things done as professionally as possible, we all have those days. That is something that the designer of this plate can attest to:
When You’re Feeling Too Lazy To Finish Your Job!
Looking at this plate, we get the impression that the designer started drawing flowers but got tired halfway through. They appeared to have just started dragging the paintbrush in random strokes, which resulted in the plate appearing to be covered in sauce stains!
Would you decorate your house with this?
When we move into a new home, one of the first things we want to do is renovate everything. Isn’t it true that if we’re going to live somewhere for the rest of our lives, we might as well make it look nice?
Would You Decorate Your House With This?
Our question to you is: would you use this seemingly soiled tile to decorate your new home? While we’re sure there’s a place where this flooring would look great, we’re pretty sure it’s meant for an outdoor setting. After all, who wants their living room flooring to be constantly dirty?
This floor tile is suitable for a school!
We immediately associate schools with loud noises and children running around. Because kids are so active, it’s not unusual to walk into a school and find crayons scribbled on the walls (and/or doors). We’re confident, however, that you’ve never seen anything like this flooring before:
This Floor Tile Is Suitable For A School!
Doesn’t it appear as if a group of kids smeared paint all over the floor? That is definitely not the case! This is a brand new floor with no stains! It’s just that these tiles were made to look dirty from the start!